Showing posts with label funny quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny quotes. Show all posts

Thursday, 16 August 2012

Ankita Lokhande of Pavitra Rishta


When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing

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Ankita Lokhande in salwar suit 


You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

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Ankita Lokhande is laughing in interview 


If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
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Ankita Lokhande in full makeup and in red saree looking hot 


In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Ankita Lokhande with co-star manav



Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.

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Ankita Lokhande in hot and red dress 


 Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.

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Ankita Lokhande as a simple girl in pavitra rishta 


 Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Hot Ankita Lokhande in green saree full of embroidery work



Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are Footprints on the moon…

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Hot and sexy Ankita Lokhande with lots of jewelry 


 You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
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Hot Ankita Lokhande wearing gajara on her hair 

Wednesday, 15 August 2012

Na bole tum na maine kuchh kaha - Aakanksh singh


We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before police.
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 Aakanksh singh in cute green saree 


 I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
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 Aakanksh singh in actual life dancing in a party 


 Half of the people in the world are below average.
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 Aakanksh singh with co star in romantic comedy na bole na maine kuchh kaha 


It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
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Hot  Aakanksh singh in comic role 


 Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

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Hot  Aakanksh singh in saree like a tradionation bahu 


 USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
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hot  Aakanksh singh with her cute and sexy smile 


 Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

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 Aakanksh singh is looking so beautiful in saree 


I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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hot  Aakanksh singh with meaningful smile 

Shruti seth in totally masti mood


It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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Hot Shruti seth with famous smile 



The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
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 The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Hot Shruti seth looking so sexy in green black dress


 One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. - George W. Bush
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Shruti seth in detective serial CID files


Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Hot Shruti seth showing navel


 The road to success is always under construction.
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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
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Shruti seth in saree looking so sweet


When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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Wow very hot Shruti seth
 

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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Hot Shruti seth looking good in stylish dress


Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
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Hot Shruti seth in white and sexy dress


I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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Shruti seth in artificial fake jewelry 


Death is hereditary.
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Shruti seth in casual college girl dress


 Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
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 If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
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Shruti seth in press meet


 Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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I stopped fighting my inner demons, were on the same side now.
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Well-behaved women rarely make history
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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong
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Shruti seth in very hot open back dress 


He who laughs last, didn't get it.

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